Well, at least I recieved a discount.

Went to buy groceries after a long day at work. Got to the register and the kid running the register finishes up. She looks at me and asks me if I am a senior. Now I know it was a rough day at work, but, I have another fifteen years until I hit that stage, and I am not in a hurry. Apparently, she was so sure I was a senior, she had already entered it and didn't know how to undo it. She was apologizing and you could tell she was embarrassed. I told her not to worry. She can call me ugly too if that comes with an additional ten percent discount.